Post by Taxigirl on Apr 27, 2004 10:04:52 GMT
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The only way I'll ever fight again is if someone steals my last Rolo
Former world heavyweight champion Lennox Lewis reacts to claims he may come out of retirement.
It is not time for champagne, just water
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger really gets into the swing of things as his team win the title at Tottenham.
Abramovich knows nothing about football
Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri's blunt assessment of owner Roman Abramovich.
I already have the Abramovich sword embedded in me
Ranieri again.
I've been to Athens before as my friend lives there, but it will be nice to go back
Tracey Morris, a day after coming from nowhere to qualify for the marathon at the Olympics.
My life as a chef in the army seems miles away now compared to the prospect of playing in the Premiership. And it can stay miles away
Norwich star Gary Holt.
Charlie is just a nickname. An aunt told my parents they couldn't name me after the QPR team because I'd look a right Charlie - and the name just stuck
Brighton's Charlie Oatway - real name Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway - after the 1973 QPR side.
This is why I had black hair when I came here and now it is white
Newcastle boss Sir Bobby Robson after Laurent Robert almost gifts Marseille a vital away goal in their Uefa Cup semi-final first leg.
I thought you were congratulating me!
Michael Schumacher to Formula 1 rival Juan Pablo Montoya, who gave the German a hand gesture for shunting him aside in the San Marino Grand Prix.
I think I'll win it in a couple of years but I've learned not to draw Ronnie in the first round if I can help it!
Stephen Maguire after losing to Ronnie O'Sullivan in the first round of snooker's World Championship.
I think I said I would put on a skirt if I dropped serve again
Henman reveals what he said to the umpire during his third round win over Nicolas Massu in the Monte Carlo Masters.
The lad has been terrific. He is the captain of Bulgaria so all the very best to him in the Euro finals in Portugal. He's a good-looking boy as well so he has everything going for him
Celtic manager Martin O'Neill on Stilian Petrov, whose goal sealed the SPL title.
I have never seen Sir Alex in a bad mood after a game. He is normally in a good mood as he has won. I have also asked him on plenty of occasions what it is like to have a bad Sunday morning as he has not had many of them either!
Charlton boss Alan Curbishley, who has never beaten Manchester United during his 13-year stint at The Valley.
The only way I'll ever fight again is if someone steals my last Rolo
Former world heavyweight champion Lennox Lewis reacts to claims he may come out of retirement.
It is not time for champagne, just water
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger really gets into the swing of things as his team win the title at Tottenham.
Abramovich knows nothing about football
Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri's blunt assessment of owner Roman Abramovich.
I already have the Abramovich sword embedded in me
Ranieri again.
I've been to Athens before as my friend lives there, but it will be nice to go back
Tracey Morris, a day after coming from nowhere to qualify for the marathon at the Olympics.
My life as a chef in the army seems miles away now compared to the prospect of playing in the Premiership. And it can stay miles away
Norwich star Gary Holt.
Charlie is just a nickname. An aunt told my parents they couldn't name me after the QPR team because I'd look a right Charlie - and the name just stuck
Brighton's Charlie Oatway - real name Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway - after the 1973 QPR side.
This is why I had black hair when I came here and now it is white
Newcastle boss Sir Bobby Robson after Laurent Robert almost gifts Marseille a vital away goal in their Uefa Cup semi-final first leg.
I thought you were congratulating me!
Michael Schumacher to Formula 1 rival Juan Pablo Montoya, who gave the German a hand gesture for shunting him aside in the San Marino Grand Prix.
I think I'll win it in a couple of years but I've learned not to draw Ronnie in the first round if I can help it!
Stephen Maguire after losing to Ronnie O'Sullivan in the first round of snooker's World Championship.
I think I said I would put on a skirt if I dropped serve again
Henman reveals what he said to the umpire during his third round win over Nicolas Massu in the Monte Carlo Masters.
The lad has been terrific. He is the captain of Bulgaria so all the very best to him in the Euro finals in Portugal. He's a good-looking boy as well so he has everything going for him
Celtic manager Martin O'Neill on Stilian Petrov, whose goal sealed the SPL title.
I have never seen Sir Alex in a bad mood after a game. He is normally in a good mood as he has won. I have also asked him on plenty of occasions what it is like to have a bad Sunday morning as he has not had many of them either!
Charlton boss Alan Curbishley, who has never beaten Manchester United during his 13-year stint at The Valley.