Post by brian on Nov 9, 2003 0:05:55 GMT
Freddie said he would, so he did
I've seen too many local derby upsets to think that any game against the Scum is ever a forgone conclusion no matter what the formbook might infer. Just because they are currently a rather pathetic 5th rate and 5th ranked London Club, just ahead of the Shammers alters nothing. A derby game is always a derby game.
The Kerb Crawler chose to play Konchesky and King, both defenders, in midfield and hope for a lucky break. Arsene chose to start with Kanu and Henry up front and the remaining line up remained the same as of late. Halsey was the ref, on a hat trick with Sol and in a local derby to boot. He was as crap as ever, Halsey that is not Sol; Sol was totally in control.
Ray lead out the Gunners in short sleeves on a cold grey day, but at least the wind was blowing across the pitch from the east as Arsenal kicked off towards the Clock End. Kanu was bowled over early doors with nothing given, while the noxious little Taricco conned Halsey almost immediately with a dive. We'd played about five minutes when a pass was deflected to Sicknote in space and he slipped it past Lehmann for an unexpected lead to the Scum. 0-1. A great low drive from Thierry was the response but Keller who had a super match tipped it around for a corner.
I'm not sure whether it was Arsenal skill or the normal Scum thuggery but the match foul count finished with the men in white committing 22 of the 30 fouls that were blown for and about another 20 that were not blown for. Halsey got lots of stuff wrong including bookings, dives, corners, goal kicks, back passes and F A continue to get it wrong by allowing him onto a pitch with a whistle. Offsides featured quite a lot in this match and Keane gave an early indication of having the same tendencies as Wiltord in that respect. Wiltord incidentally didn't even make the bench today; maybe he didn't like Ray's choice of short sleeves. Play-acting by Taricco got Parlour booked as the Gooners asked 'Will you ever win the League?' Pires to Henry for an almost moment.
We had quite a lot a nearly type moves, and quite a few more what the hell was that type moves. But also some great play as when Henry cut inside to let rip, but his shot was very well saved. All eleven back for THFC for our corner. Taricco tripped Pires and Henry and Cole stood over the ball for the free kick. Henry took it but someone in the wall was booked for encroachment. On the retake Henry hit one with his left and was not too far away. Meanwhile at the other end Postiga tried to hit the corner flag but missed by about eight yards.
Fine work from Kanu followed with Pires finding Cole but his cross was too deep. Postiga tripped Ray. Gardner was all over Kanu like a nasty rash but Halsey doesn't understand that holding is an offence. Cole got Sicknote booked as the ageing Tottenham midfield treatment-room specialist arrived a fraction late in the tackle and Cole spectacularly avoided injury with some acrobatics. There was a good Henry head down from the free kick taken by Pires but it found no one. A clear handball not given. Great stuff by Kanu and on to Pires. Our Nigerian is in form, he looks to be controlling things well and is currently worthy of a place. Good punch by Keller from a Pires cross. Lauren then put us in big trouble but Jens was alert to the problem. I really like Lauren and rate him highly as a full back, unlike a lot of Highbury moaners, but today he was absolutely awful. I suspect that the whole totally unjustified four-match suspension thing had got to him.
Richards was seriously late on Henry for a deserved yellow card. An obvious corner from a Kanu shot was given as a goal kick. Good run by Ray. Carr caught Henry across the throat with an elbow and our man was seriously hurt and in danger of swallowing his tongue it seems from radio reports. Thierry was off the pitch but it was bad enough for a posse of medics to arrive at speed. Play had been stopped and this proved to be Halsey's best call of the match, so I should at least give him that one. I don't believe that Carr intended it, although Henry certainly wouldn't agree with me as he made quite clear to anyone who would listen.
Henry was called offside before Keller chopped him; this could have been an interesting decision for the ref. Postiga who had more fouls than shots fouled Ray. Henry was still having a word with Carr about the chop across his throat. An arm by Carr which hauled back Rob and won a correctly awarded free kick caused the noxious little sh*t Taricco to run the full width of the pitch to have a go. Amazingly Halsey spoke to Rob and the midget. Obviously Pires had caused the whole thing by being too fecking good for Carr so had to be spoken to. Arsenal had been quite poor this half by our own high standards but we were pressing hard at this stage with a Freddie cross winning yet another corner. Eleven men back for the Tiny Totts as Sicknote hoofed clear.
Henry to Kanu to Ray, but with no time to set himself he sliced his shot. The Scum closed fast in most of the pitch. Lauren set them up again in another near disaster scenario. Gilberto won a great tackle and had a free kick awarded against him. The assistant refs' impersonation of blind Pugh was not helpful but he bottled in front of the Scum's fans who were making the most of a rare lead against their superior neighbours. Tottenham leads at Highbury being about as common as rocking horse sh*t as you well know. Sicknote wasted their free kick. Kanu hit a brilliant left-foot drive which was not too far away. Kolo 'give him the six shirt' Toure saved the day at the other end. Another handball appeal in their box before the two minutes of added time. Half time and we were still a goal down, surely the unthinkable couldn't happen could it?
An early Tottenham attack saw Sol clearing well but it could have been an own goal. We pulled all eleven back for the resulting corner. Sol was rock solid all match as was Kolo, where we didn't boss the game was in midfield, also Ashley made some runs forward but not as many as usual. Ralph was off his game badly. The Scum continued to rack up the foul count as Arsenal bossed the second half. A Tiny Tott's attack saw Kolo see off Keane with some ease. Taricco knocked over Freddie with Postiga trying to sandwich him from the other side. A definite foul and a yellow card was given, but this was far from being his worst which is why I just don't understand Halsey. Pires' cross won us yet another corner. Kanu was then bundled over for a free kick taken by Rob but Gilberto, who rose high, headed over.
A pitiful shot by Postiga before Kanu was caught offside at the other end. Playing offside against Arsenal is a dangerous thing to do but they persisted. An obvious Arsenal throw, right in front of us, was given to Tottenham. More good play by Kanu was followed by Lauren winning a free kick, but Pires failed to put it over their first defender. Lauren was still having a mare, I hate it when fans slag their own man off and won't do it myself, but our full back was a million miles from his best form. There still appeared to be no one really holding the ball and running the game for Arsenal, it was all still rather helter-skelter stuff with just odd flashes of class. Even Sol gave away the ball now with a scuffed pass to Konchesky.
Arsene subbed early today and with twenty-eight minutes left pushed on Cygan for Lauren, with Kolo moving to right back. Dennis came on for Gilberto and this made our midfield almost instantly more fluid with the Dutchman operating mainly on the right. Campbell headed away for a corner. Keane was given offside when he wasn't. Kolo on a blinding run down the right. Keane was offside this time, by about three yards. Good solo from Henry but maybe he was just a tad greedy to shoot as well on this particular run. Another handball appeal for Arsenal followed by an obvious back-pass that Halsey ignored.
With twenty-one minutes to go the Tottenham back four stepped up, well three of them did but Carr stayed rooted on their right while Henry sped through on our right. It looked a goal for Henry who aimed inside the far post but Keller made another fine save. This time however Rob was coming in from our left and calmly found the target. 1-1 and now Arsenal really took control.
Carr was all over Henry and another free kick resulted which was deflected for a corner. Another corner followed that off a good low ball in. At the other end Konchesky blasted a seriously awful shot nowhere. He was quickly replaced by a dirty little toad by the name of Mabizela who should be good for numerous red cards in the near future. Cygan stopped Postiga for a corner and headed that one away for another. A header went well wide from their second attempt.
A good Henry run almost found Dennis and in the counter Postiga was yards offside. Taricco dived again after Freddie had found Pires at the far post. With twelve minutes to go Pires deep right in a full back position found Dennis who picked out Kanu central, he pushed it on for Freddie who cut in and shot. The shot looped high off Carr's toe and settled pleasingly in the back of Keller's net. Freddie had said he'd score today and he did 2-1 to the Arsenal. 'We love you Freddie' One-nil down and two-one up, just the sort of thing to name a fanzine after. We really settled down to a bit of piss-taking now as we strung a whole load of passes together before they fouled Kanu which enabled us to start the passing off again. Henry went on a run and was well battered but nothing was given. 'You're not singing anymore'. Mabizela late on Parlour and hereafter Ray was a brave passenger who should really have come off the pitch.
I've seen too many local derby upsets to think that any game against the Scum is ever a forgone conclusion no matter what the formbook might infer. Just because they are currently a rather pathetic 5th rate and 5th ranked London Club, just ahead of the Shammers alters nothing. A derby game is always a derby game.
The Kerb Crawler chose to play Konchesky and King, both defenders, in midfield and hope for a lucky break. Arsene chose to start with Kanu and Henry up front and the remaining line up remained the same as of late. Halsey was the ref, on a hat trick with Sol and in a local derby to boot. He was as crap as ever, Halsey that is not Sol; Sol was totally in control.
Ray lead out the Gunners in short sleeves on a cold grey day, but at least the wind was blowing across the pitch from the east as Arsenal kicked off towards the Clock End. Kanu was bowled over early doors with nothing given, while the noxious little Taricco conned Halsey almost immediately with a dive. We'd played about five minutes when a pass was deflected to Sicknote in space and he slipped it past Lehmann for an unexpected lead to the Scum. 0-1. A great low drive from Thierry was the response but Keller who had a super match tipped it around for a corner.
I'm not sure whether it was Arsenal skill or the normal Scum thuggery but the match foul count finished with the men in white committing 22 of the 30 fouls that were blown for and about another 20 that were not blown for. Halsey got lots of stuff wrong including bookings, dives, corners, goal kicks, back passes and F A continue to get it wrong by allowing him onto a pitch with a whistle. Offsides featured quite a lot in this match and Keane gave an early indication of having the same tendencies as Wiltord in that respect. Wiltord incidentally didn't even make the bench today; maybe he didn't like Ray's choice of short sleeves. Play-acting by Taricco got Parlour booked as the Gooners asked 'Will you ever win the League?' Pires to Henry for an almost moment.
We had quite a lot a nearly type moves, and quite a few more what the hell was that type moves. But also some great play as when Henry cut inside to let rip, but his shot was very well saved. All eleven back for THFC for our corner. Taricco tripped Pires and Henry and Cole stood over the ball for the free kick. Henry took it but someone in the wall was booked for encroachment. On the retake Henry hit one with his left and was not too far away. Meanwhile at the other end Postiga tried to hit the corner flag but missed by about eight yards.
Fine work from Kanu followed with Pires finding Cole but his cross was too deep. Postiga tripped Ray. Gardner was all over Kanu like a nasty rash but Halsey doesn't understand that holding is an offence. Cole got Sicknote booked as the ageing Tottenham midfield treatment-room specialist arrived a fraction late in the tackle and Cole spectacularly avoided injury with some acrobatics. There was a good Henry head down from the free kick taken by Pires but it found no one. A clear handball not given. Great stuff by Kanu and on to Pires. Our Nigerian is in form, he looks to be controlling things well and is currently worthy of a place. Good punch by Keller from a Pires cross. Lauren then put us in big trouble but Jens was alert to the problem. I really like Lauren and rate him highly as a full back, unlike a lot of Highbury moaners, but today he was absolutely awful. I suspect that the whole totally unjustified four-match suspension thing had got to him.
Richards was seriously late on Henry for a deserved yellow card. An obvious corner from a Kanu shot was given as a goal kick. Good run by Ray. Carr caught Henry across the throat with an elbow and our man was seriously hurt and in danger of swallowing his tongue it seems from radio reports. Thierry was off the pitch but it was bad enough for a posse of medics to arrive at speed. Play had been stopped and this proved to be Halsey's best call of the match, so I should at least give him that one. I don't believe that Carr intended it, although Henry certainly wouldn't agree with me as he made quite clear to anyone who would listen.
Henry was called offside before Keller chopped him; this could have been an interesting decision for the ref. Postiga who had more fouls than shots fouled Ray. Henry was still having a word with Carr about the chop across his throat. An arm by Carr which hauled back Rob and won a correctly awarded free kick caused the noxious little sh*t Taricco to run the full width of the pitch to have a go. Amazingly Halsey spoke to Rob and the midget. Obviously Pires had caused the whole thing by being too fecking good for Carr so had to be spoken to. Arsenal had been quite poor this half by our own high standards but we were pressing hard at this stage with a Freddie cross winning yet another corner. Eleven men back for the Tiny Totts as Sicknote hoofed clear.
Henry to Kanu to Ray, but with no time to set himself he sliced his shot. The Scum closed fast in most of the pitch. Lauren set them up again in another near disaster scenario. Gilberto won a great tackle and had a free kick awarded against him. The assistant refs' impersonation of blind Pugh was not helpful but he bottled in front of the Scum's fans who were making the most of a rare lead against their superior neighbours. Tottenham leads at Highbury being about as common as rocking horse sh*t as you well know. Sicknote wasted their free kick. Kanu hit a brilliant left-foot drive which was not too far away. Kolo 'give him the six shirt' Toure saved the day at the other end. Another handball appeal in their box before the two minutes of added time. Half time and we were still a goal down, surely the unthinkable couldn't happen could it?
An early Tottenham attack saw Sol clearing well but it could have been an own goal. We pulled all eleven back for the resulting corner. Sol was rock solid all match as was Kolo, where we didn't boss the game was in midfield, also Ashley made some runs forward but not as many as usual. Ralph was off his game badly. The Scum continued to rack up the foul count as Arsenal bossed the second half. A Tiny Tott's attack saw Kolo see off Keane with some ease. Taricco knocked over Freddie with Postiga trying to sandwich him from the other side. A definite foul and a yellow card was given, but this was far from being his worst which is why I just don't understand Halsey. Pires' cross won us yet another corner. Kanu was then bundled over for a free kick taken by Rob but Gilberto, who rose high, headed over.
A pitiful shot by Postiga before Kanu was caught offside at the other end. Playing offside against Arsenal is a dangerous thing to do but they persisted. An obvious Arsenal throw, right in front of us, was given to Tottenham. More good play by Kanu was followed by Lauren winning a free kick, but Pires failed to put it over their first defender. Lauren was still having a mare, I hate it when fans slag their own man off and won't do it myself, but our full back was a million miles from his best form. There still appeared to be no one really holding the ball and running the game for Arsenal, it was all still rather helter-skelter stuff with just odd flashes of class. Even Sol gave away the ball now with a scuffed pass to Konchesky.
Arsene subbed early today and with twenty-eight minutes left pushed on Cygan for Lauren, with Kolo moving to right back. Dennis came on for Gilberto and this made our midfield almost instantly more fluid with the Dutchman operating mainly on the right. Campbell headed away for a corner. Keane was given offside when he wasn't. Kolo on a blinding run down the right. Keane was offside this time, by about three yards. Good solo from Henry but maybe he was just a tad greedy to shoot as well on this particular run. Another handball appeal for Arsenal followed by an obvious back-pass that Halsey ignored.
With twenty-one minutes to go the Tottenham back four stepped up, well three of them did but Carr stayed rooted on their right while Henry sped through on our right. It looked a goal for Henry who aimed inside the far post but Keller made another fine save. This time however Rob was coming in from our left and calmly found the target. 1-1 and now Arsenal really took control.
Carr was all over Henry and another free kick resulted which was deflected for a corner. Another corner followed that off a good low ball in. At the other end Konchesky blasted a seriously awful shot nowhere. He was quickly replaced by a dirty little toad by the name of Mabizela who should be good for numerous red cards in the near future. Cygan stopped Postiga for a corner and headed that one away for another. A header went well wide from their second attempt.
A good Henry run almost found Dennis and in the counter Postiga was yards offside. Taricco dived again after Freddie had found Pires at the far post. With twelve minutes to go Pires deep right in a full back position found Dennis who picked out Kanu central, he pushed it on for Freddie who cut in and shot. The shot looped high off Carr's toe and settled pleasingly in the back of Keller's net. Freddie had said he'd score today and he did 2-1 to the Arsenal. 'We love you Freddie' One-nil down and two-one up, just the sort of thing to name a fanzine after. We really settled down to a bit of piss-taking now as we strung a whole load of passes together before they fouled Kanu which enabled us to start the passing off again. Henry went on a run and was well battered but nothing was given. 'You're not singing anymore'. Mabizela late on Parlour and hereafter Ray was a brave passenger who should really have come off the pitch.
