Post by Ditt on Apr 15, 2004 18:17:33 GMT
Hello one and all. ;D
What a day its been today, Ooog has been doing his annual gusset wash, well the stench was nothing short of putrid. Sorry to expose you all to this but I had to moan to someone. Ooog is a lovely chap but has quite possibly the MOST revolting habits. His new thing is betting, it all started with the Grand National and has got progressively worse, its got to such a point that he was even trying to get us all to bet on the length of his next turd.
Sid and Baby G have been giving him some proper tips and also some counselling so paws crossed he will get the message.
Ahhhhh haaaaaaa well well, Percy is experimenting in the kitchen tonight so I guess the local Chinese takeaway will do well this evening. I don't think I will be able to get anything down tonight anyway not after Ooogs gussets today.
Best pop off now and sort the Chesters out, they have a large ball of string that Percy thought they might like, HUH! are you kidding.
Barky woof Ditt. ;D
What a day its been today, Ooog has been doing his annual gusset wash, well the stench was nothing short of putrid. Sorry to expose you all to this but I had to moan to someone. Ooog is a lovely chap but has quite possibly the MOST revolting habits. His new thing is betting, it all started with the Grand National and has got progressively worse, its got to such a point that he was even trying to get us all to bet on the length of his next turd.
Sid and Baby G have been giving him some proper tips and also some counselling so paws crossed he will get the message.
Ahhhhh haaaaaaa well well, Percy is experimenting in the kitchen tonight so I guess the local Chinese takeaway will do well this evening. I don't think I will be able to get anything down tonight anyway not after Ooogs gussets today.
Best pop off now and sort the Chesters out, they have a large ball of string that Percy thought they might like, HUH! are you kidding.
Barky woof Ditt. ;D