Post by Taxigirl on Nov 3, 2003 11:20:27 GMT
Top sporting quotes, including Joe Cole and Notts County fans.
I'd have Mick Jagger in goal, Liam Gallagher at the back to boot people who get in his way and Jay-Z and Dr Dre in the middle. You ain't gonna mess with that midfield. I'd also have Elvis up front
Chelsea star Joe Cole picks his football dream team.
Go back in history, look at the English Army. Who goes to war wearing red coats?!
Aussie number eight Toutai Kefu takes the mickey out of England and asks for them to be stripped of points after mistakenly fielding an extra man against Samoa.
I'm not confident enough to speak in Spanish yet. I know certain words - not ones I can repeat - which get me along on the pitch
David Beckham
I get a few strange looks when I use the hotel laundry. They're used to washing shirts and socks - but not too many have been asked to clean a panther's head!
Barmy Army member Kevin Thame, who wore a Pink Panther costume to watch the England cricket team's two Test matches in sweltering Bangladesh.
As far as I'm concerned, I'm from Bristol and so is that lad - and he got it wrong!
QPR boss Ian Holloway has a go at a linesman he believes made a wrong decision during the Carling Cup defeat by Manchester City.
How can anything be three-tenths lame? It's like being three-tenths pregnant!
Racing pundit Jonathon Neesom after a vet described racehorse Music To My Ear three tenths lame when it was pulled up at Cheltenham
Emile has got international attributes - that's probably why he is playing at international level
Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier. That's cleared that up, then.
We have no injuries from the Arsenal game - except a few broken hearts
Rotherham boss Ronnie Moore after the Carling Cup defeat at Arsenal - 9-8 on penalties.
You have got to give him credit for having the bottle to take me on
Paul Gascoigne on Wolves boss Dave Jones after turning out for Wanderers' reserves.
I have never understood that term 'six-pointer'. If people are going to be giving us six points then fine - we will take that every time and we will be up the league table before you know
Jones on the clash with fellow strugglers Leicester at Molineux.
The groundsman is upset with Henri because he has singed the flanks with his pace
Jones on Senegalese striker Henri Camara, whose first goal for the club gave them a thrilling victory against Leicester after being 3-0 down at half-time.
It's fair to say the crowd booed them off at half-time and then I booed them into the dressing room
Jones completes his most quotable week ever.
We are in 2003. Men go to discotheques and go naked on the beach. I can't see why players would have a problem having a woman on the team
Perugia president Luciano Gaucci on his plans to sign a woman player for the Serie A club's first team.
CHANT OF THE WEEK:
It's just like watching Juve
Notts County fans as their team scored twice at Stamford Bridge in the Carling Cup.
I'd have Mick Jagger in goal, Liam Gallagher at the back to boot people who get in his way and Jay-Z and Dr Dre in the middle. You ain't gonna mess with that midfield. I'd also have Elvis up front
Chelsea star Joe Cole picks his football dream team.
Go back in history, look at the English Army. Who goes to war wearing red coats?!
Aussie number eight Toutai Kefu takes the mickey out of England and asks for them to be stripped of points after mistakenly fielding an extra man against Samoa.
I'm not confident enough to speak in Spanish yet. I know certain words - not ones I can repeat - which get me along on the pitch
David Beckham
I get a few strange looks when I use the hotel laundry. They're used to washing shirts and socks - but not too many have been asked to clean a panther's head!
Barmy Army member Kevin Thame, who wore a Pink Panther costume to watch the England cricket team's two Test matches in sweltering Bangladesh.
As far as I'm concerned, I'm from Bristol and so is that lad - and he got it wrong!
QPR boss Ian Holloway has a go at a linesman he believes made a wrong decision during the Carling Cup defeat by Manchester City.
How can anything be three-tenths lame? It's like being three-tenths pregnant!
Racing pundit Jonathon Neesom after a vet described racehorse Music To My Ear three tenths lame when it was pulled up at Cheltenham
Emile has got international attributes - that's probably why he is playing at international level
Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier. That's cleared that up, then.
We have no injuries from the Arsenal game - except a few broken hearts
Rotherham boss Ronnie Moore after the Carling Cup defeat at Arsenal - 9-8 on penalties.
You have got to give him credit for having the bottle to take me on
Paul Gascoigne on Wolves boss Dave Jones after turning out for Wanderers' reserves.
I have never understood that term 'six-pointer'. If people are going to be giving us six points then fine - we will take that every time and we will be up the league table before you know
Jones on the clash with fellow strugglers Leicester at Molineux.
The groundsman is upset with Henri because he has singed the flanks with his pace
Jones on Senegalese striker Henri Camara, whose first goal for the club gave them a thrilling victory against Leicester after being 3-0 down at half-time.
It's fair to say the crowd booed them off at half-time and then I booed them into the dressing room
Jones completes his most quotable week ever.
We are in 2003. Men go to discotheques and go naked on the beach. I can't see why players would have a problem having a woman on the team
Perugia president Luciano Gaucci on his plans to sign a woman player for the Serie A club's first team.
CHANT OF THE WEEK:
It's just like watching Juve
Notts County fans as their team scored twice at Stamford Bridge in the Carling Cup.
