Post by Salem6 on Mar 13, 2007 13:05:57 GMT
"I have seen the film The Alamo and right now I feel like I've got Davy Crockett behind me. Sometimes I feel like I could put my head in a bucket of water."
Man City boss Stuart Pearce feels the heat after his side are dumped out of the FA Cup by Blackburn.
"Taking me from behind is something that is not worthy behaviour of a man."
Inter Milan's Nicolas Burdisso after having his nose broken by David Navarro of Valencia in their Champions League match.
"I don't like Ben Foster because he's just ended my dream. I am sick whenever I lose. Just ask my mum what I was like even when I lost at tiddlywinks as a kid. We threw everything we could at them - the kitchen sink, the golf clubs, everything. We emptied the garage and threw it at them - at least my garage is tidy now."
Plymouth boss Ian Holloway after an inspired display by Watford goalkeeper Ben Foster ended their FA Cup ambitions.
"I have to say I think one of my old favourite cartoon characters Mr Magoo would have seen that."
Holloway on the controversial goal scored by Sheffield Wednesday following what looked like a blatant foul on the Plymouth goalkeeper.
"In the last couple of seasons we have had an open-top bus parade in the town. So if we survive maybe we can all jump in Freddy's cart - it would certainly be different."
Southend goalkeeper Darryl Flahavan dreams of avoiding relegation and joining striker Freddy Eastwood in his pony and trap.
"Managers should have the right to have an opinion - they just have to be right."
Sir Alex Ferguson who, of course, is always right.
"As I got out of the car a dozen or so fans switched on a stereo and blasted out the Only Fools and Horses theme tune. I cracked up laughing and it set me up for the day, although I reckon the coat's more hippie-pimp than Del Boy Trotter!"
Swindon's Lee Peacock gets some stick for wearing a sheepskin coat.
"At 8-1 down I wanted him to finish me off because I wanted to get to the bar."
Barry Hawkins, beaten 9-1 by Ronnie O'Sullivan in the Irish Masters final.
"I don't feel integrated into English life at all. We cannot speak English, we don't know the culture and we are scared of appearing rude. My two children are in nursery and I didn't realise we should take a cake for the rest of the class on their birthday. In China, we don't do things like that."
Manchester City defender Sun Jihai reveals how he finds living in England difficult.
"I wish all ******s were like me. If this ****** had been in charge years ago, the club wouldn't have lost their training ground and all sorts of other bad things would not have happened."
QPR chairman Gianni Paladini reacts to fans chanting "Paladini is a ******" at the Ipswich game.
AND SOME FROM YOU
"It's only when Odubade opens his legs you can see how spectacular he really is."
Radio Oxford commentator commenting about Oxford United Striker Yemi Odubade! (Nick Bean, England).
"I wouldn't sell him for all the tea in China."
Queen of the South chairman in response to reports about the prospect of star striker Steven Dobbie moving to China. (Jonny Guild, Scotland).
"As soon as he gets it, you have to get straight up his backside."
Plymouth's Paul Connolly describes how he will cope with Watford's Tommy Smith. (Duncan, England).
"There are plenty of taxis waiting outside to take us but where they are going to take us we don't know."
Carlisle manager Neil McDonald on whether they will make the play-offs or not. (Scott Brown, Huddersfield).
"They're like a bad haircut - lots going forward, nothing at the back."
Robbie Earle describing the Barcelona team against Liverpool. (Colin Hewett, Croxley Green).
"The road to Athens is still very much alive."
MUTV's Steve Bower at the end of the Manchester United Lille cup tie. Sounds like the next round might be dangerous! (Libby Curran).
"I made a mistake. But we need to get things into perspective. We didn't invade Iraq. This is a furry ball going over a net."
ATP Tour chief, Etienne de Villiers, after James Blake was knocked out of the Las Vegas Open, reinstated by de Villiers and then told he was out again. (Dan Brown, England).
"Two words - Steve Gibson chairman."
Mark Lawrenson during the Boro-United Cup tie. (Steve, United Kingdom).
"I would not have gone out on loan to just any side, it had to be one which plays football."
Danny Guthrie on his loan move to Southampton from Liverpool. (Alex Bridger, England).
"If this carries on, players will soon be getting four months inside for celebrating a goal."
Martin O'Neill on seeing John Carew celebrating Villa's goal against Fulham and getting booked. (Jack Yates, England).
"I think he's calling a cab."
Mark Lawrenson when Steve Coppell was caught on camera on his mobile after Man United had gone three up after six minutes against Reading. (Mick G, Leeds).
"I'm certainly getting more people recognising me since winning the world title. Mind you, that might be because I'm driving around in a van with 'Wolfie' plastered across it!"
BDO darts champion Martin Adams. (Conrad Edkins, UK).
"I only went for the maximum because I thought I was going to win a car, but now I've found out I'm not going to win one, I'm gutted!"
Ronnie O'Sullivan after discovering they had changed the maximum break prize at the Irish Masters. (Adam Oakley, Scotland).
"That's the way to take a penalty - whack it as hard as you can. If you don't know where it's going, the keeper won't either!"
Eddie Lewis on Benni McCarthy after the game at Bolton. (Louwrens Botha, SA).
"Stevie Wonder could have seen the danger there."
Alan Hansen on Match of the Day talking about Nemanja Vidic's poor defending against Liverpool. (Andy DC, UK).
CHANTS OF THE WEEK
"Love, Lovell tear you apart, again."
Aberdeen fans after Steve Lovell scored against Hearts. (Fraser C, Scotia).
"You're not Scottish anymore!"
Aberdeen fans chant to Hearts who were lacking in Scottish players during Aberdeen's 1-0 win. (Stuart Gray, Aberdeen).
"We agree with Mike Newell!"
Sung by Forest fans at Scunthorpe to lineswoman Amy Rayner, who made some questionable decisions. (Matt).
"Always look on the bright side of life."
PSV fans to Arsenal after knocking them out of the Champions League. (Peter, England).
"Nicholls, Nicholls whats the score?"
Leeds fans ask their former captain Kevin Nicholls what the score is as they defeat Luton 1-0 - just one week after he declared he would rather play for Luton than United, his current employers. (James Lincoln, England).
"There's only one Rudi Voller!"
Liverpool Fans to Barca manager Frank Rijkaard who spat at Voller in the 1990 World Cup. (Kenny D, UK).
"Who's the daddy?"
Punters shout to owner and former champion trainer Martin Pipe after Gaspara, the horse trained by his son, David, won the Imperial Cup at Sandown. (Frank, London).
"Going down with the Watford!"
Grays Athletic fans when they saw Anton Ferdinand watching the FA Trophy game against Stevanage. (Dean Graham, England).
"We're not boring any more!"
Plymouth fans to former manager Tony Pulis at the Stoke game. (Nick Soper).
"Lasagne, Whoaoa, Lasagne, Whoaoa. We laughed ouselves to bits, when Tottenham got the s***s!"
West Ham fans referring to Tottenham's alleged food poisoning before the corresponding fixture last season. (Joe S, London).
"You put ya Argentines in, Ya Argentines out,
The Iceman comes and kicks the gaffer out,
Ya selling Reo-Coker & ya going down
That's why we love to shout.......
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham,
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham,
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh ***ky, ***ky West Ham.
Misfits, has-beens, ha ha ha!!"
THFC fans give it back - with bells on. (Paul King, England).
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