Post by Salem6 on Apr 4, 2005 12:19:00 GMT
The moral of the story is not to listen to those who tell you not to play the violin but stick to the tambourine
Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has an Eric Cantona moment.
Are you Eric in disguise?
We are team-mates and we have disagreements, but we should not be fighting in front of 50,000 people
Newcastle's Kieron Dyer realises his mistake in getting involved with Lee Bowyer in the middle of St James Park.
Maybe they should just put the two of them in a boxing ring and let them sort it out!
Former Charlton striker Derek Hales on the Newcastle brawl. Hales was sent off for fighting with team-mate Mike Flanagan in the 70s.
It was more fight club than football club - and the usual suspects
Gary Lineker's view
He wouldn't have scored if he'd been out there all night
Alan Shearer on Michael Owen's bad night for England against Azerbaijan.
I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget? He ought to clean his tongue and wash the boots of David Beckham as they are so wet tonight
Azerbaijan coach Carlos Alberto gives his charming opinion on Owen.
When you watch them it's like they're playing on the street or on a PlayStation game. They are simply unbelievable
Arsenal and Brazil star Gilberto Silva on playing with Henry, Ronaldinho and Ronaldo.
We've been going down quicker than the Titanic
Relegated Stockport boss Chris Turner.
Johnny be good for Pearcey
I bit my lip, stayed calm and played a Sex Pistols cd in the car on the way home
Man City boss Stuart Pearce uses punk rock therapy after seeing his side concede a last-minute equaliser at Charlton.
It is apparently the rule in England to have the match-ball signed by team-mates when you score a hat-trick. I have seven of them at home now. I don't have them in cabinets or anything, I just drop them somewhere
Cool customer Thierry Henry, following his treble against Norwich.
My magic words at half-time were f***, b*******, b******, crap and p***-poor
Sunderland boss Mick McCarthy reveals his inspiring team-talk away at QPR.
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