Post by Salem6 on Aug 18, 2004 23:46:42 GMT
by Scumbag O'Shytehead, Sky Sun News of the World Kiss Murdoch's ar*se Sports News.
Moanchester United manager Alex Rednose Ferguson praised his patched up
team on Sunday for launching their title bid with a 1-0 defeat away to
eastern block billionaires Chelski. "I'm chuffed to bits with the lads",
he beamed. "I said a week ago that to win the title you need to lose
games, and the lads have played out of their skin to get a tough result.
Make no mistake, to perform like that and overrun the Chelski midfield,
making them look a complete shambles in the process, shows just how
tough my boys are. Other teams would have pulverised them, but my team
fought hard to come away with no points, make no mistake".
The demented, snile Scotsman purred about the performance of some of his
second string players. "Even bit part players like Diego Forlan managed
to shy away from scoring a goal when it was easier to stick it in the
old onion bag. I couldn't be more pleased" he went on. "Wibble Wibble".
At this point, two men in white coats escorted Mr Ferguson to a waiting
ambulance, cooing "there there" in his ear. One was even heard to say "I
think he's lost the mind game as well".....
Moanchester United manager Alex Rednose Ferguson praised his patched up
team on Sunday for launching their title bid with a 1-0 defeat away to
eastern block billionaires Chelski. "I'm chuffed to bits with the lads",
he beamed. "I said a week ago that to win the title you need to lose
games, and the lads have played out of their skin to get a tough result.
Make no mistake, to perform like that and overrun the Chelski midfield,
making them look a complete shambles in the process, shows just how
tough my boys are. Other teams would have pulverised them, but my team
fought hard to come away with no points, make no mistake".
The demented, snile Scotsman purred about the performance of some of his
second string players. "Even bit part players like Diego Forlan managed
to shy away from scoring a goal when it was easier to stick it in the
old onion bag. I couldn't be more pleased" he went on. "Wibble Wibble".
At this point, two men in white coats escorted Mr Ferguson to a waiting
ambulance, cooing "there there" in his ear. One was even heard to say "I
think he's lost the mind game as well".....