Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair

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Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around
the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerate her, and some of the males actually join in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!", he said in a
firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished
around in her handbag
and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of
insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to
him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am." As Ethel neared the
final corridor
before the front door, Craggy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark
naked, holding a very sizeable
erection in his hand.
"Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"