Post by Salem6 on Jan 30, 2004 14:24:37 GMT
Two minute management course for you all!
Lesson One...
An eagle was sitting on a tree - resting...doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing"?
The eagle answered, "Sure, why not"? So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of the sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson...
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two...
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree; but, I haven't got the energy", sighed the turkey.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?", replied the
bull..."they're
packed with nutrients". The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found
it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally, on the fifth day, he found himself proudly perched at the top.
There, he was promptly spotted by a farmer who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson...
Bull shit might get you to the top; but, it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three...
A little bird was flying South for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird's wings froze and he fell to the ground in a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird
lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! The bird lay there all warm and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing
and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons..
1.) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2.) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3.) And, when you're in deep shit it's best to keep your mouth shut!!!
This concludes your two-minute management course
Lesson One...
An eagle was sitting on a tree - resting...doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing"?
The eagle answered, "Sure, why not"? So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of the sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson...
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two...
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree; but, I haven't got the energy", sighed the turkey.
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?", replied the
bull..."they're
packed with nutrients". The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found
it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally, on the fifth day, he found himself proudly perched at the top.
There, he was promptly spotted by a farmer who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson...
Bull shit might get you to the top; but, it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three...
A little bird was flying South for the winter. It was so cold, the
bird's wings froze and he fell to the ground in a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird
lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! The bird lay there all warm and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing
and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons..
1.) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2.) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3.) And, when you're in deep shit it's best to keep your mouth shut!!!
This concludes your two-minute management course